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lncensed:

feel bad 4 ppl who haven’t kissed me

(via weedjoke420)

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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(via weedjoke420)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH SHAVING CREAM JUST DO IT BITCH DO IT

(via hotwhiteguy)

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dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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(via hotwhiteguy)

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austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

(via hotwhiteguy)

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via hotwhiteguy)

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agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(via hotwhiteguy)

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lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(via greetings)

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